Epicness

This is a compendium of how to monumentally state everyday sentences.

The list will be constantly updated.

Note: Some alterations might make the sentence slightly confusing

I ended the feline bloodline = I just sterilized the cat.

Time was not on my side = Sorry I’m late.

How may I be of assistance = Can I help you?

Let me first scour my mind = I forgot.

The seal shall remain unbroken = I lost my keys.

Return me my right = Give it back.

I have been restored = I am full.

Grant me my wish = Give me that.

Have you been properly nourished? = Do you want some food?

I see no path = I don’t know the way.

Calamity awaits = tomorrow’s Monday.

You have been warned = I told you so.